The Lion & The Scorpion

We are cousins, housemates, and platonic soul mates. We work together, live together, laugh together, and jam together. Separate, we are trouble. Together, we are a fucking menagerie. These are our stories; you have been warned.


The Lion

My name is Kristina, but you can call me Rick Ross. I am a technical writer, musician, and lover of dogs. I’ve been a blogger for the past six years, most notably on my personal site at Five Years to Mediocrity. I’m also a drummer, self-proclaimed rebel, and my cousin Sami’s biggest fan. My life is strange and unusual, but it’s the only one I’ve got. If you are easily offended, this probably isn’t the site for you.

The Scorpion

My name is Sami, and I am a learning & development coordinator, musician, and scorpio-extraordinaire. I am dangerously sexy, especially if you like leprechauns. I play the guitar in multiple bands and dress up like a little old lady from time to time. I love to laugh, meet new people, and watch you tube videos on repeat. I aspire to be more like LL Cool J, but it’s a work in progress. Ladies, feel free to stop in and say hello.